Lolly scramble

Labour have unleased their tax cut promise in order to grimly hang on to power for another 3 years.

The deitys in Helengrad have decided to honour us by giving us some of our money back. Sweet. I could use a packet of chewing gum.

Everyone gets a little bit. Way to drive high-income earners offshore, morons. These half-wits tac the living bejesus out of us for 8 years, then we are meant to kiss their fat, taxpayer funded, overpaid, underworked asses for getting some of our money back.

Of course, I'm sure Uncle Helen will want to make sure every beneficiary gets a tax cut. Who the fuck else will vote for those Bastards.